Nails for sale, tacks rolled back.I Write Coupons Not Tragedies
I Constantly Thank God For Wal-Mart
Build Target, Then We’ll Shop
The Walgreens Gentleman
The Ballad of Shop Rite
Buying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Do You Know What I’m Buying?
Ded
OH WELL IMAGINE
AS I’M PACING THE ISLES IN MY LOCAL WALLMART
AND I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR
OH I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS
“CLEAN UP ON ISLE THIRTEEN”
SAYS THE GUY ON THE INTERCOM
YES BUT WHAT A SHAME
WHAT A SHAME THE JANITOR IS TOO POOR
I SHINE IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
MOPPING THE GODDAMN FLOOR
NOOO
i am 500% done
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